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英文简历致命的大错

英文简历致命的大错

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致命的大错
  
  "Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."
  
  "Qualifications: No education or experience."
  
  "I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."
  
  "My compensation should be at least equal to my age."
  
  "Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC."
  
  "Fired because I fought for lower pay."
  
  "Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65" .
  
  "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."
  
  "Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near."
  
  "Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately."
 

,英文简历致命的大错